I am trying to genetically splice a vampire bat and a hedgehog but nothing happens, what am I doing wrong?





They won't mate and just sit in the opposite corners of the cage hissing at each other.

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15 Responses to “I am trying to genetically splice a vampire bat and a hedgehog but nothing happens, what am I doing wrong?”

  1. Copper Cat said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    I recommend super glue.

  2. Aaron K said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    put on some barry white

  3. wizjp said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Trying in the first place is probably your mistake

  4. moseymo5 said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Don't do that! What's wrong with you?!!

  5. A Nonny Mouse said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    You must be really bored, Tootsie…….

  6. yabba said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    bust out the whipped cream and strawberrys

  7. Turdo is a Lady said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Stooge, you had your chance when you were married. Now the chance is forever gone.

    Try airing your dirty laundry in the Singles and Dating sextion.

    Hope this helps.

  8. Jim said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    You fault is thinking you are funny. Asking a nonsensical question in this category proves you have way too much time to waste. I have a feeling you don't even know which genes you would use.

  9. Angie said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    I'll tell you what you're doing wrong… You didn't even send them out to dinner? The movies? I don't know any self-respecting hedgehog that would participate in this. What, have they been in the cage alone together all of FIVE MINUTES? See, that's the problem with vampire bats; they don't even bother to get to know you. Besides, all hedgehogs know that vampire bats SUCK. Literally. All I can tell you is that somebody is going to have to get REALLY drunk, and that somebody starts with an "h" and ends in "edgehog."

  10. country m@m@ said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    I told you a hundred times you can't mate two males!

  11. tyler durden Oƒƒicial said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Its probably a dickallergy or the hedgehog is pouting.

  12. SquirrelCage said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    I think you forgot to renew your mad doctor's license. You wont be able to successfully experiment anymore without said license. Please send in your renewal application filled out in triplicate with the appropriate fees made out to:
    Baron Von Frankenstein, MD
    1313 Mockingbird Lane
    Transylvania, Pennsylvania 13130

  13. jlilly26 said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Well, its quite obvious actually. You say you have them in a cage? How is that helping their mood? I'd be pissed if I had to be stuck in a cage. Give them a bed….with silk sheets…. and I have the feeling the vampire bat will want mirrors on the ceiling. That should do the trick - Good Luck.

  14. Ivana Buttockski said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    try a blender

  15. Farmer Crabtree said:

    May 6th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Try "Vampahegeliquidsplice" by Ronco

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