How can I become a vampire not like off of twlight like a real vampire?
I want to be a real vampire because it would be so cool to become a bat and to have fangs and the best part I could help my whole family live forever so we wouldn't have to go to another funeral and cry cause when my grandmother died my aunts were tring to get her out of the cascet so by becoming a vampire I can save us all the sadness
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July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
I’m going to give you the choice I never had….
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
uhh.. i posted a question awhile back and they gave me some interesting answers. check them out
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Alx0uzs4mfIIjpPk61cDPpzty6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090309161832AARgL6j
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
find one first.
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
=/ Edward wont help.. neither with the other twilighters..
read Bloodlust
xxxx
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
Here is truth - read and understand.
1. Vampires, defined as a humanoid being that MUST consume blood or energy to survive do not exist. Cut and paste time, as it is too much work to type this out over and over and I "recycle" my own answers instead of retyping them so here goes. A brief discussion of the human digestive system and then the probable vampire population given an exponential growth rate should explain why vampires are not possible.
2. The human body is not designed to process large amounts of blood for nutrition. There is not enough protein, carbohydrates, and fats present in blood to maintain a complex creature such as Homo Sapiens or any theorized offshoot mutations. When a human ingests food it is first broken up into a bolus by chewing, then churned up in the stomach with digestive juices to form a mass called chyme. It then passes through the pylorus into the duodenum, part of the small intestine where it mixes with bile salts and secretions from the pancreas and liver which continue breaking it down on a molecular basis, mostly affecting fats at this point. The broken down nutrients pass through the wall of the intestines and into the bloodstream where they are carried to each cell or stored for later use. Indigestible bulk continues through the intestines, turning a dark brown from the bile. Water is absorbed from this mass in the large intestine depending on the needs of the body - a well-hydrated person will usually have a softer stool than a dehydrated person will. Water also enters the bloodstream, and this is what helps to maintain blood pressure. The pressure tends to balance itself in a healthy person because the bloodstream goes through a formation in the kidney called the Loop of Henle, where the narrowing blood vessel forces excess water and cellular waste such as urea out through the cellular wall into the kidneys, where it is excreted through the ureters into the bladder, and then out of the body via the urethral passageway.
3. IMPORTANT - A person physically unable to process his own food for nutrition therefore also could not process blood - it’s the same process. Ingested blood does not transmit directly to the veins anyway - it would be chemically broken down by the digestive system.
4. Theoretical ingestion of blood to supply these nutrients would therefore have to occur at least once a day, and would require the ingestion of the entire blood supply which could not happen as the stomach is far too small to hold that much liquid volume. Hold up your clenched fist - under normal conditions your stomach is about that size. Furthermore, such a mass would be difficult to pass thru the intestines as it has no fibrous bulk, would create an intestinal impaction, causing massive vomiting from the large concentration of iron present, and any "real" vampire would have to eventually expel the waste, which would come out as a black, tarry, smelly goo, just as stool does when blood is present from a upper GI bleed.
5. These humans that affect the whole "vampiric lifestyle" are NOT vampires. They are simply humans playing their own little game, in their own little fantasy world, usually pandering to their own little sexual fetish, which may or may not actually be sexual. I too, play my own little game, in the SCA, but mine is a game where the deeds that I do are determined by the strength of my arm and sword - I am a warrior, with just as much skill and ability as any warrior of ancient times. The difference is that I am claiming to be something physically possible: a warrior, and I prove it everytime I strap on my armor and walk onto a SCA battlefield. The so-called "vampires" are claiming to be something physically impossible: a walking corpse, and all they prove is that black Victorian clothing, a pair of false fangs, and a little makeup make for a good Halloween costume - it does not make you a vampire.
6. Even if a vampire feeds once a week, and his victim also becomes a vampire, that is exponential growth, with four iterations a month. First iteration: One makes one, total two. Second iteration: Two make two, total four. Third iteration: Four make four, total eight. Fourth iteration: Eight make eight, total sixteen. 16 vampires at the end of one month, 256 at the end of the second month, 4096 by the end of the third month, 65,536 by the end of the fourth month, 1,048,476 at the end of the fifth, and 33,572,832 vampires at the end of half a year! By way of comparison, there are currently approximately 33 million people who have HIV/AIDS and the disease is a world-wide epidemic. I see people every day in the hospital with AIDS, but never has there been one documented case of a vampire attack. Do the math - vampires are a mathematical impossibility.
As for the idea that vampires existed "a long time ago" consider the estimated global population 5,000 years ago - using the above mathematical rationale, a single vampire converted every human on the globe in less than two years. This falls therefore, under the logic of Occam’s Razor - which states that when you have removed every impossible answer, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Since there is no "vampiric plague" swarming the earth, the logical deduction is that they don’t exist.
7. Point of clarification about "vampire" bats: vampire is simply the name we have given them because they do drink blood, same as a flea, mosquito, leech, or spider. Are these creatures vampires? No. They are living creatures, not legendary monsters. They can subsist on blood because of their smaller size and proportionately larger stomach volume. Drinking blood does not make you a vampire anymore than eating raw meat makes you a werewolf, although it might make you a mosquito.
8.The humans who profess to be vampires are victims of an all-encompassing self induced delusion. They are as human as you or I, regardless of their claims, and if they ingest HIV tainted blood they can most certainly contract the disease, esp. if they have any cuts, sores, or lesions in and or around their mouth. It is a very dangerous delusion to be laboring under. Note that there is absolutely no scientific or medical proof that these people derive any benefit at all from the ingestion of blood, and even worse are the so-called "psychic" vampires, because their delusion is one that they cannot substantiate with any concrete evidence at all.
9. There is no "vampire" gene. People are not "born" as vampires. When a woman goes to the hospital for prenatal care there are many tests done on mother and child, even while still in the womb, to check for many things, including genetic anomalies that result in deformities and birth defects. If such a gene existed, in today’s world with today’s technology it would have been found - we have already completely sequenced the human genome. It would also have to follow Mendel’s law of dominant/recessive gene theory. Again, the odds on that many "vampires" all escaping the notice of the medical/scientific community are so low as to be almost nonexistent. The idea that there is a global "vampire community" engaging in controlled breeding to keep the "bloodline pure" is delusional in the extreme.
10. There is no "vampire virus" - as I have already pointed out, HIV is a virus, and look at how fast it has spread - virtually everyone knows someone with the affliction. According to the "vampire websites" there are "thousands" of vampires running around. If that was so then at least one of them has ended up in a hospital for bloodwork when they became pregnant, had a bloodborne infection, was injured in a car wreck, etc, etc, ad nauseum. The anomaly would have been detected and medical science would have isolated it, studied it, applied for research grants on it, published papers on it, and turned it into the talk of the medical and scientific community, as well as making its "discoverers" celebrities and rich beyond their dreams. A virus cannot alter your DNA in such a radical fashion without killing you.
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
Is it even possible to become a real vampire?!
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
There are two kinds of real vampires.
1 - You have your teeth sharpened or you just invest in large amounts of hyperdermics and you b ecome a serial killer. You are hunted by, and hopefully caught by, the FBI and then hopefully are executed before you can hurt anyone else.
2 - You have some weird admiration for women in the 50s - 70s who were known as "Femme Fatales" and used men.
Those are the real vampires.
Good luck!!
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
ENOUGH WITH THE VAMPIRES.
no you wont marry edward cullen
no you cant turn into a vamipre
GET A L;IFE
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
Death is part of life, get a grip.
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
LMFAO!!!!!
HOLY CRAP!!!! Hang on, my eyes are watering…..
Ok, ok, I’m good now. Sorry, Mr. Believer_in_jesus really had me laughing after I read his comment. “Stay away from the occult” “Satan will kill you”…lol…now THAT’S a funny guy! Doesn’t he know not all gods have the same view on the occult as his god? Silly narrow minded Christian….
ANYWAYS, to answer YOUR question…according to the myths you would have to find a vampire who wanted to turn you, he/she would have to bite you and drain you nearly dry, the you in turn would have to feed from them to replenish the blood they took from you, and then you would suffer as your body died and then came back to life as the living dead.
Or at least that’s how the most popular of myths tells it.
In the old Slavic and Chinese traditions, any corpse which was jumped over by an animal, particularly a dog or a cat, was feared to become one of the undead. A body with a wound which had not been treated with boiling water was also at risk. In Russian folklore, vampires were said to have once been witches or people who had rebelled against the Church while they were alive.
Hope this helps and Blessed Be,
-Pandora-
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
Your searching for immortality and happiness?Jesus accepted the penalty of death and sorrow for us so that we might live forever in happiness.He stands at the door and knocks.Ask him now into your heart and you can have those things.
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
you can’t bc they’re fake.
How would you like to be all turned into zombies instead? A lil zombie powder, buried alive/unconscious, dug up and you become a slave for un-life, how’s that?
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
You WANT to kill people to help yourself live forever?
Selfish girl.
Vampires might sound cute in Twilight, but read the classics and see the fantasy is not as fluffy and lalala as it seems.
Shredding people to bits to survive.. fun.. really..
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
Sorry kiddo, death is inevitable. Accept it.
July 1st, 2010 at 3:48 am
Listen to me closely, being a vampire is not going to help your life, it’s going to make it worse, they truly aren’t immortal, they can die, they can grow old and die, MOST don’t have fangs, most don’t even bite to get blood, NONE can transform, it will cause only more sadness, if you were made a vampire, you wouldn’t have the strength to make everyone else a vampire, turning someone would be a danger to their health and yours.
If you want some real information head to http://www.drinkdeeplyanddream.com/realvampire/ or http://vampirewebsite.net/ okay? They will clear some things up.