Guys I’m a vampire! When do I learn Bat form?





I have fangs real good hearing and I can run like a cheetah! My only question is when do I learn bat form like all the other vampires?

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13 Responses to “Guys I’m a vampire! When do I learn Bat form?”

  1. betilda said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    It will be at the first blue moon of the new year. Patience young one; you have an eternity!

  2. Chuck said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    everyone knows vampires don’t become bats, they merely hypnotize all humans that can see them and fly away

  3. My turtle "Rock" said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    you learn bat form from the Umpire vamp of course.

  4. Kickstart Shovel said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    Don’t drink blood until you do…Drink your own piss until then for practice!

  5. Ben said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    When you become a pro at being vampire. On your birthday, you will be a bat and a vampire.

  6. Heyyyyy said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    your retarded

  7. Agent Android said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    real vampires dont run the fly LMAOL

    its only in twilight that they run fast LOL

  8. Not2nite- Unwanted said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    lol vampires aren’t phukin real!

  9. megalitterbox said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    yea sure your umm a vampire riiight ! ha no no man you are halusinateing

  10. kta said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    hello
    I’m a vampire to,
    you don’t say about this

    is my msn
    lord_dr_nosferatus@hotmail.com

  11. (willie) the helping vampire said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    oh how can i put this u dont u hypnotize people to make it look like that i would know im a vamp & werewolf

  12. Wolfe said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    Vampires cant turn into bats, that is an old wives tale. Also, a lot of people have long canines, like my best buddy does. I also know a kid that can really fast, but that doesn’t make him a vampire. Just because you only have two qualities doesn’t make you an actual vamp.

  13. bella said:

    February 8th, 2010 at 8:37 am

    .. no vampires can turn into a bat ..
    haha .. only shape-shifters can do it ..

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