At a vampire school, what subjects would be in the course offerings?





I'm talking about the type of school that teaches about themselves. As far as clan history, vampire history, and their different powers.

8 Responses to “At a vampire school, what subjects would be in the course offerings?”

  1. Lauren said:

    ummm the vampire students, also known as fledglings, would be offered a wide array of subjects such as; Fencing, Dramatic arts, Vampire sociology, Ancient world History, English, Equestrian studies, Martial arts,Blood lust and imprinting, and The Dark Arts ( an introduction to the ancient world of vampireism and it’s people) The distribution of students would vary according to age, difficulty and type of vampire.

  2. Blake said:

    Uh…I don’t those exist in the magical land of reality.

  3. Aerilyn said:

    Um… the best part of the body to drink from? Lmao.

  4. Russell said:

    I heard their was a bunch of vampires inside the set of "Twilight".
    They can teach how to suck blood and bat morphing. WTF HAPPENED TO BAT MORPHING! THAT WAS THE COOLEST THING A VAMPIRE CAN DO!

  5. Joy said:

    Honey, this forum is for questions pertaining to higher education in reality. As much as your Twilight-addled brain might wish, vampires do not exist (and if they did, they wouldn’t sparkle).

  6. Me said:

    i say things like
    history:
    best blood 101
    humans vs animals
    sun, friend or foe?
    being an old "young person": how to deal with the ridicule
    Cooking class:
    101 things to cook with garlic
    stake a steak
    PE:
    running non-stop around the world ( record: 1 day)
    walking " " ( record: 1 year)

  7. Sweet Insanity said:

    All vampires are now dead.
    They commited suicide because of the shame brought on by the Twilight books.

  8. MomSezNo said:

    Whatever you make up as a curriculum, since there IS no such thing.

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